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We’re in a hotel room, early in the morning. My bed is lumpy. The A/C in the room has only two settings: off, and the surface temperature of Neptune. My daughter and my wife are asleep in the double bed next to mine. None of us have unpacked our bags, because none of us plan to stay in this room any longer than we must. It’s Wednesday. First day of college for the girl. Check-in starts at 9 a.m., and we plan to get there early because my wife and I know that it’ll only get more crowded than Disneyland as the day progresses.
